There will be no photo of that. But it’s only a matter of time, what with colon cleanses, genetic engineering, and 12-ply toilet paper. Pretty soon the rich and famous will arrange it so their shit don’t smell.

Perhaps I’m still reeling from our sewer line back-up last week. The house isn’t still reeking, so that’s a relief. Actually, it wasn’t as bad as all that. What backed up was mostly washing machine and dishwasher-related: relatively clean dirty water.  And yes, we cleaned everything up three times with every cleaning product known to harm skin, eyes, and the environment.

A scary sight

Some people I know have plumbers who redo their bathrooms and upgrade their kitchens. We get the plumbers with jackhammers and backhoes.  They wield them well, though, and put up with our shit, literally and figuratively,  so I’m glad for that.