Been volunteering with the Medical Reserve Corps in Virginia for a month or so and I have developed a specialty in parking lot management. Until I’m fully vaccinated I’m happier working outside anyway and it has been an upper seeing happy and relieved folks getting to this momentous moment. I chastised one of my least favorite state senators for his misbehavior on my asphalt (oh it was his ass’s fault!), so that was a worthy cause, too. Might as well fiddle with language in between cars and clipboards. Herewith, a few haiku that have zilch to do with nature, so don’t @ me bout that!

I’M IN CHARGE HERE

Symphony of cars

without the crashing cymbals

if I am lucky

TITLE TYPES

No need to be called

Clipboard Technician–I wipe

lots of stupid things

ADULTS ASK THE DARNEDEST THINGS WHEN YOU WEAR A YELLOW JACKET

So many questions–

I’m the parking lot guru

not Dr. Fauci